Fan fiction
Imagined stories. Not real news.
- The Foam-Bat Beachball at Tiki-Fence ParkFan fiction: a made-up Central Florida backyard park, a catcher's-mask slugger, a pool-noodle umpire, and a beach ball that refuses to stay fair.
- The Crate-Mask Fastball at Orange-Cone DiamondFan fiction: a made-up Central Florida backyard 'stadium,' a cheese-crate mask, and a beach-ball fastball nobody can catch.
- The Ketchup Bottle Bell at Tito's TaproomFan fiction: a made-up Central Florida sports bar, a backyard ring of garden hoses, and a referee whose only whistle is a plastic ketchup bottle.
- The Remote Control Rumble on Palmetto DriveFan fiction: two made-up Central Florida brothers-in-law, one TV, two wrestling shows at the same hour, and a living-room cage match nobody sanctioned.
- The Ice Machine That Wanted a BreakawayFan fiction: a made-up Central Florida beer-league rink loses its ice machine, its driver and most of its dignity in one Tuesday-night overtime.
- The Flatbed Flea Market ChampionshipFan fiction: a made-up Central Florida flea market crowns a wrestling champion on the back of a borrowed trailer, and the main event goes wrong the moment somebody inflates the alligator.
- The Backyard Bowl of Wekiva Springs RoadFan fiction: a Central Florida cul-de-sac's annual flag-football grudge match goes sideways when the grill gets loose, the dog picks a side, and Grandpa Lou refuses to leave his lawn chair.
- The Full-Moon Goalie of Lake WekivaFan fiction: a beer-league hockey team in Central Florida finally finds a goalie who stops everything. The catch is he only plays on Halloween, and he has a lot more hair by the third period.
- The Pumpkin-Head Halfback of Cypress HollowFan fiction: on the Friday before Halloween, a see-through running back with a jack-o'-lantern for a head shows up at a swamp-town football game, and the referee has to decide whether a ghost counts as a twelfth man.
- Night of the Tag Team MummiesFan fiction: two wrestlers wrapped head to toe in bandages show up for a Halloween tag title match, and the referee can't figure out which one is legal.